nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

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trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

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rodneykong:

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

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if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands

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I will never not reblog this

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(Source: anachronica, via alliterativealec)

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