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Hi so I know I haven’t been posting at all

Thanks for sticking by my shitty lil blog for the past months.
So I moved to Melbourne and that’s why I haven’t been on.
And now back to your scheduled programming.

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the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

(via dudels)

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kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

(Source: zootedboy, via dudels)

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that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL
karasratworld:

Look who I have! :)